Martie Sirois
1 min readFeb 17, 2020

“the male Karen” LOL I love it!!

Also with you on the slow, painfully obvious crackling of food wrappers in quiet places. Makes me wanna yell, “JUST RIP IT OPEN ALREADY!”

Ah, the USFL. “The NJ Generals.” Yet another one of trump’s numerous failed “business’ enterprises. Added to a long list, including:

  • Trump Airlines
  • Trump Vodka
  • Trump Steaks (sold at The Sharper Image®)
  • Trump’s Atlantic City Casino Empire (Trump Plaza, Taj Mahal, Trump Castle)
  • Trump University
  • Trump Tower Tampa
  • Trump Magazine
  • Trump Ice
  • Trump Mortgage
  • GoTrump.com
  • Trump: The Game
  • Tour de Trump
  • Trump on the Ocean
  • The Trump Network (though I’d wager Fox News is filling this gap)
  • Trumped! (talk radio)
  • Trump New Media (video-on-demand & high speed internet)
  • Trump Philadelphia
  • Trump Dubai Tower
  • Trump Tycoon mobile app
  • Trump Office for Staples (chairs)
  • Trump Home Collection
  • Trump Animated Series
  • Trump Beverages
  • Trump’s comms company
  • Trump Atlanta
  • Trump Ocean Resort, Baja
  • Trump Financial
  • Trump Plaza Tower, Israel
  • Trump SoHo

Not to mention, NYT rated 61 of Don the Con’s business deals and concluded that 40% failed…

Also, he’s not really all that rich

Martie Sirois

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