So… for all the folks on here responding to the author of this piece as if she is actually the Peloton woman from the commercial, cheering her on with sentiments like “You go girl, haters gonna hate!” etc., I just have to wonder:

1.) Did they fail to notice this piece was curated in Medium’s “Humor” section?

and

2.) Are these commenters the same ones who voted for Donald Trump in 2016 because they believed he was actually the made-up character he played on “The Apprentice?”

One thing is for certain: good satire definitely separates the skimmers from the close readers.

Very well-executed work of satire. Thanks for making me belly laugh today.

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