Martie Sirois
1 min readDec 11, 2020

Hilarious! Always love your humor. I wish there was a way to share an image here that I created a few months ago, featuring Don the Con doing exactly this. He makes the perfect used car salesman, doesn't he? Great minds think alike, I suppose! 😂 Using my down time to conjure up bad memes is one of the (many) coping mechanisms I've developed over the past 4 years with Orange Julius Caesar in the White House. Also: creating lists. Like, lists of every single one of his failed business enterprises, from Trump steaks to GoTrump.com, to the Trump urine test. Or lists of names that suit him better than Donald. Like Barbecued Brutus, or Snake Oil Salesman. Though Don the Con has been my standard go-to since day one, I also sometimes refer to him as "Professor Harold Hill, without any of the charm or charisma of Professor Harold Hill."

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